Hey it’s Sam and I have terrible news…my family is going on another trip again. Why it’s terrible news? I don’t like trips. It’s all just gimmicky to meet “relatives” I barely even recognize. And that’s just phase 1. Phase 2…we’re going to COLOMBUS, OHIO!!!! Not only is that another state but I’ve never been to Ohio before!

And phase 3…school. Last time I was absent on a SCHOOL day, I was in Indiana. My friend, Nick, totally spazzed and went crazy. He can’t do a thing without me…except go cuckoo. So you’re gonna have to go for it again, pal.

See y’all on Tuesday.