No kidding. Fans, lock your doors. Arm your torches. Grab your cotton candy. Tomorrow is Friday…the 13th. I realized this unfortunate doomsday’s arrival in school. I’ve been a little paranoid ever since. Like, “OMG Jason’s gonna creep in my window!” paranoid. But it’s not like he’s REALLY going to creep the city. After his not-too-successful 2009 reboot Friday the 13th, he should be gone for now. But still, this phenomenon only stalks the unluckiest of months. A sign of excruciatingly bad luck. But especially almost at the break of summer? Total diss-off! So, will you join the fight to overthrow Jason V.?

Well, I guess that’s all.

-Sam

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