Update status: Complicated.

Hey, this is Sammwak. The owner of this blog is named Sam Mwakasisi (so, yeah that’s me). Anyways, I was just an ordinary kid with super speed typing skills, a smart brain, and a loving family. But when I came across WordPress.com one morning, it asked me if I wanted to make my own blog. Me? A professional blogger? I couldn’t wait. I quickly made a blog, and I’ve been blogging ever since.

Isn't it just a masterpiece?

Here are some stats about me:

I’m the basic Brainy of the Smurf crew, with a pinch of Papa, a dash of Painter, and a couple tinges of Grouchy. Quizzes have proven I’m the red crayon of the box, the pink lemonade, the Cyclops of the X-Men, the Monopoly car, the white bird of the Angry Birds.

Favorite food: Rice, fries (Worst food: I’m probably getting a lot of parental hate from this, but coleslaw! Ugali’s also in there as well.)

Favorite music genre(s): Metal, pop, rock, jazz, indie, anything that gets me on the move. (Worst genre: What’s up with screamo, and other weird punk genres, like horror punk and crust punk and punkabilly?)

Favorite book: There are so many strikingly good books I’ve read in the market, that I have no such thing as one favorite book.

Favorite book in childhood: Oh, now we’re talking. Some of my childhood favorites were the Frog and Toad series by Arnold Lobel, the Arthur series by Lillian Hoban as well as the one by Marc Brown, theΒ Clifford seriesΒ by Norman Bridwell, the Ready, Freddy! series by Abby Klein, the Franklin series by Paulette Bourgeois, etc.

Favorite author(s): This a better way to describe my reading types. For good scares, I rely on R.L. Stine (Goosebumps, Fear Street) and Johnathan Rand (Michigan/American Chillers, Adventure Club). For humor, I like reading Dan Gutman, Jeff Kinney, Rachel Renee Russell, Andrew Clements, Roald Dahl, Chris Van Allsburg, etc. (Worst author: Jon Sciezka, after Spaceheadz.)

Favorite restaurant: McDonald’s, of course! Although I do like Wendy’s and KFC. πŸ˜€

If you were to find me on the web, I’d probably be: On YouTube, GMail, Cheezburger.com, Khan Academy (basically online school), or in the Wikia Wikisphere of Wikis (or the WWW).

Favorite bands: For metal, I do Metallica, Megadeth, Rage Against the Machine, among others. For rock, I like Smashing Pumpkins, Chumbawamba, Collective Soul, etc. For smooth jazz, I like Candy Dulfer and Acoustic Alchemy. Electronica or house? Basement Jaxx, Moby, Benny Benassi, Clazziquai, etc.

Worst book ever read?: Actually, I have a couple. I have Three Musketeers. The first one is Dork Diaries, the most cliched book alive. The second is Big Nate Strikes Again, the Last Airbender of realistic-fictional novels. The final one, the downright worst, is Jon Sciezka’s Spaceheadz.

Favorite shows: Pretty much everything on Disney Channel and Cartoon Network. (except Problem Solverz. I hate Problem Solverz.) It’s more rare for me to watch Nickelodeon’s blocks anymore, but Regular Show and Adventure Time have to be the all-time best.

So there’s a little chunk of my pie. If you’re looking for a place with laughs, adventures, and honesty, you’ve reached the one-stop shop you’ve been looking for. Sammwak…when the sodium levels burst through the roofs, we get a little salty…yeah, do you think I should change that tagline?

73 Comment(s)

  1. Keila

    July 13, 2011 at 2:26 pm

    Hi Sam, when did you start blogging??

  2. Keila

    July 13, 2011 at 2:28 pm

    Did you seriously see an ice cream truck in a storm?! lmao!!!!!!! That is halarious!!! He must’ve gotten a TON of sales that day!!!!

    • sammwak

      July 15, 2011 at 6:18 pm

      Well, you don’t say. My sister even talked about it on Facebook at the time. Those guys must’ve had a lot of ambition to do such a wild thing. I wouldn’t be surprised if I saw the truck rolling down the road once with a busted jingle and plenty of black on its side…

  3. Ahmed

    July 22, 2011 at 8:29 am

    Mr.blogger can you tell me how to lock the zombies game using explosive plants only ,,,, and thanks from now tell you tell cheers send your strategy to my email please ( AHMED)

    • sammwak

      July 22, 2011 at 6:11 pm

      My guess is that you save up your Sun cost and plant potato mines everywhere. If an emergency (or you just want to take groups out in style), use cherry bombs and Jalapenos. It may take a long while to recharge, but Doom-shrooms are probably the most effective. That’s probably my guess. Good luck with this method, Ahmed!

      – Sam, “Mr. Blogger”

  4. jerry and benny

    August 5, 2011 at 12:32 am

    love the self potrait

  5. benny and jerry

    October 10, 2011 at 1:06 am

    you should get tank touble on your blog πŸ™‚

  6. Henry Udongo

    October 13, 2011 at 10:11 pm

    Sam its me Henry Udongo dude that adventure time finn dancing baby is funnier than um…….. hmm…….. i got nothing but it is still funny how do you do that

  7. Henry Udongo

    October 16, 2011 at 2:45 pm

    Sam you are invited to my birthday party NOV.23rd

  8. benny and jerry

    November 4, 2011 at 4:49 am

    why didnt you make it to Jerry birthday patty the party was not right without you there we were waiting for you

  9. benny and jerry

    November 5, 2011 at 1:42 am

    your blog is growing man i bet by next summer you will have like 90000 views:)

  10. benny and jerry

    November 6, 2011 at 1:53 am

    i agree with the thing you said about happiness

  11. Henry Udongo

    November 19, 2011 at 2:36 pm

    sam birthday NOV>23rd be there 4 oclock sharp i got an xbox

  12. Henry Udongo

    November 19, 2011 at 2:45 pm

    please dont be late like you were on jerrys birthday but hay i know most africans are fashoinably late like something starts at 3 ocklock you come at 7 ocklock imagine your party starts at 3 ocklock and it is your party you come at 6 ocklock more over it is your birthday and your 3 hours late ON YOUR ON FRIKEN BIrthday dont mean to be a burden

  13. Henry Udongo

    November 19, 2011 at 2:45 pm

    oh yah you didnt come to jerrys birthday

    • sammwak

      November 24, 2011 at 5:36 pm

      oh, halloween 2011 was just “sit-down-and-do-nothing-halloweeny” day on our calendar. dad says it’s not good for our religion.

      • benny and jerry

        November 25, 2011 at 3:13 am

        no dip dish sorry for being so judgmental 😦 😦 😦 😦 😦 😦 😦 hopefully im not a bad person now god i feel so like a bad best friend

  14. Henry Udongo

    November 19, 2011 at 2:46 pm

    sorry man just keeping stuff straight

  15. Henry Udongo

    November 19, 2011 at 2:50 pm

    know not like patrick star awsome aaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwssssssssssssssssssssssssssssooooooooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee there i sad it your so awsome you need 1 2 skip a few 45 LETTERS IN AWSOME MAN THAT MEANS Your a heck of awsome in you

  16. Henry Udongo

    November 19, 2011 at 2:53 pm

    o yah turnig 9 on nov 23 rd babays guese whose birthday is on the 14th my moms

  17. benny and jerry

    November 25, 2011 at 3:16 am

    are you serious about that bathroom thing that you said because im about to stop drinking that much water that’s really freaky

  18. benny and jerry

    December 1, 2011 at 2:01 am

    the number is about 2 trillion i think i tried my best πŸ™‚

  19. benny and jerry

    December 1, 2011 at 2:05 am

    i might be getting an Xbox for Christmas what games do you recommend just to know what i should be playing now days thanks πŸ™‚

  20. benny jerry

    December 3, 2011 at 10:52 pm

    luv the new background just looking at it gives me a jump of joy in my heart:) πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚

  21. benny jerry

    December 3, 2011 at 10:53 pm

    how did you create it

  22. benny jerry

    December 7, 2011 at 2:06 am

    that was the number i think i got for how awesome you are

  23. c.m.c.

    December 28, 2012 at 4:38 pm

    hey sam
    im in ur social studies
    since when did u blog

  24. Lauren

    April 18, 2013 at 1:47 am

    i think u should put something about me in here

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