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Hey guys it’s Sam, and remember when you used to be a kid, or at least a baby? Maybe that time is now, and if it is, I have to ask you, “What was your favorite children’s hero?” I mean, the kids show you grew up with and knew and loved. My personal fave is Franklin the turtle, who got his own show adapted from his book series on Noggin. (that’s what they called Nick Jr. back in the day)

I cherished this lean, green, tot-lovable machine ever since I was probably five or six. And after watching a couple reruns last Thursday night (ha! Take that, Katy Perry), I wanted to talk about it here on Sammwak. Some other kids’ shows I knew were The Upside Down Show, Dora, Blue’s Clues, The Backyardigans, Wow Wow Wubbzy!, Yo Gabba Gabba, you name it, I’ve probably seen it. But Franklin is probably the top of them all.

Kids’ shows were usually how tots got along, whether they were being taught to count (Dora, Team Umizoomi) while also embarking on an adventure, or experiencing misadventures as lessons in life. (Franklin, Wow Wow Wubbzy!) Children’s shows were basically children; you had to keep track of them, you loved them with all your heart.

Apparently, my sister had other ideas of cherished children’s shows.

Yep, as a kid, Little Bear was my sister’s hero (created by Maurice Sendak, author of Where the Wild Things Are). And I admit it, I did grow up with him too, just a tad bit. Now it’s for you to beat feet and spill the beans. Who’s your favorite kids show hero?

Well anyway, that’s all the beans to spill today on Sammwak! Check back for more beans, especially when they get the bake, the fry, or the black eye!

– Sam

Hey guys it’s Sam, and sorry for the delay, I am back from my trip and have been getting smitten over my new laptop! So now, I don’t have to wait so long for my sister in order to reach you! And today, we’re digging up another YouTube treasure! (if you didn’t see the last one, click here!) And this comes in a whole series of really awesome videos! Calling all children out there…you probably know your reactions to the funniest YouTube videos! Well, what if you evaluated how kids (from youngsters to teens) reacted to videos, from viral ones to YouTube stars? That’s what the Fine brothers’ show, Kids React, is all about! Watch them with videos from the classics, like Keyboard Cat and David After Dentist, to ones like the creepy Snickers Halloween commercial and Freddie Wong, and that guy you saw the other day teaching you the Double Dream Hands dance. It has a chronological series of eighteen videos, and I’ll show you half of them! Here goes…

And if you thought those were hilarious, there are actually nine more of them left to see! 😀 Next time these guys appear, we’ll see their reaction to the 8-bit cutie Nyan Cat, the Harry Potter 7 Part 2 trailer, and more! And if you like these videos, subscribe to the Fine Bros to see new videos first and like this post, please! I guess that is all for today! Goodbye from Sammwak (check back Friday for a new treasure, mateys!), and remember: Stay in school, don’t do drugs, share a cherry with a chipmunk, give a monkey a shower, and butter an ant.

– Sam

p.s. Hey, you thought this post was over? HA! You’re wrong, bub! >:) No one’s going anywhere until you see the latest video released today!


Hey guys it’s Sam, and I need to ask you a question: did you catch the 2011 Nick Kids’ Choice Awards last night? Vote right now, no exceptions, no hesitations:

As you see here of Johnny Depp, Favorite Movie Actor, bombarding the crowd in slippery green slurp, it really was a HOOT full of orange, green, and–I got to say–MORE GREEN! But don’t get sad and envious quite yet! You wanted the KCA 2011, I’ll GIVE you the KCA 2011 through some HANDY HIGHLIGHTS! (Please, thank me later, fans.)

  • SpongeBob SquarePants continues its unconquerable streak as Favorite Cartoon through its eighth consecutive win since 2003! Now THAT’S a fair and “square” win!
  • We all wonder what the next iCarly episode’s gonna be called*…how about, “iWon Again”? The cast took home their second blimp for Favorite TV Show since 2008! Talk about tangled in the web!
  • Suite Life star Dylan Sprouse continues his streak as Favorite TV Actor through his fourth consecutive win since 2008, destroying both Joe AND Nick Jonas! Sorry guys; maybe next year! 😛
  • Despicable Me (miraculously, over Toy Story 3) takes home the blimp for Favorite Animated Movie! Maybe that will encourage Gru to finish his Shrink Ray!
  • The Karate Kid claims the blimp for Favorite ACTUAL Movie! As Jaden himself said at the ceremony, “Never say never!”
  • Like eating black eyed peas for dinner? Well, what if they took home a blimp for Favorite Music Group? Because that’s exactly what happened!
  • Justin Bieber’s hit single, “Baby”, as well as Justin himself, win for both Favorite Song and Favorite Male Singer! Talk about double trouble!
  • Miley Cyrus admits in the pre-show, Countdown to Kids Choice, that’s she’s NEVER been slimed at a show! Come on, Miles, just one drop?

There were also plenty of musical performances. Don’t worry, I got those on lock too!

  • In the pre-show, Victoria Justice performs her Victorious single, “Beggin’ On Your Knees”. Coincidentally, a Victorious episode of the same name premiered right after the big award show!
  • Big Time Rush performs their song, “Boyfriend” with Snoop Dogg, but right after the performance Snoop gets a shower of raining slime! Hey, anybody have a sponge for scrubs?
  • Willow Smith is lifted up high over the crowd singing “21st Century Girl”, and whips her hair afterward!
  • Train performs “Hey, Soul Sister” in the pre-show–rather coincidental, since it was also a nominee for Favorite Song!
  • The Black Eyed Peas start up the crowd with a medley of “Just Can’t Get Enough” and “The Time (Dirty Bit)”, and also have Jack Black sing “I Gotta Feeling” through a choreographed dance at the beginning of the show!

And there is always that big and memorable SLIME STUNT! This year, Jack Black’s 14-ft-tall KCA monster truck, aka “baby”, got driven off a ramp, launched over a gigantic Nick blimp, and landed into a sea of slimy green slurp! But I just make it look interesting because I’m a professional blogger at most. But, luckily, if you want to see it, be Nickelodeon’s guest!

First Katy Perry, now Heidi Klum getting the slimy jack-in-the-box pwn!

Catch the final slimedown that left everyone soaked in green!

Catch the juice as Jeff Sutphen, host of BrainSurge, meets the 21st century hair-whipping girl!

Po the Kung Fu Panda, you know better than to interrupt the KCAs!

And, just for laughs, who wants to see the Olsen twins go out in a blaze of goo-lory at the 2004 show?!?!?

Check out this cool gallery of gooey pics and more!

What a great and gooey way to end the show!

If that envelope could talk, it'd say to Heidi, "You just got PUNK'D!"

Willow, I'm not exactly sure how you can whip your hair like that...

Love that blimp all you want, Miley...just make sure you don't eat it!

The Statue of Karate!

She may be all white, but she's no milkmaid!

Jim Carrey serves some peace after taking the slime-bath like a champ!

The B.E.P. got a new band member...jack.i.am!

What should the next BTR episode be called?...How about, "Big Time Orange Carpet"?


Of course, there’s a lot more juicy goodies, but it’d take you HOURS to read them all! Catch them on Nick through this specific link! If you want more KCA wins, click here!

Well, those are some pretty natural highlights, eh? Okay, NOW you can thank me. Just let it all in. Because you’re welcome. Like Ben Franklin said himself, “Well done is better than well said.”

Yours truly,


p.s. * Speaking of the next iCarly episode, get ready for next Saturday! The brand-new episode “iOMG” premieres on April 9, 2011! Could Sam be in love with Brad, Gibby, or–possibilities, people!–FREDDIE?

It’s the biggest time on TV. It’s the biggest time in the world. Bigger than the World Cup, even. (No offense, Africans.) The only time where every kid gets to actually enjoy something on TV! Here are some hints…big….orange…and full of SLIME!

That’s right, kids. Man your remotes. Tackle the TVs. Pop that popcorn. Nickelodeon’s Kids Choice Awards 2011 is just 2 days away! As you all know, since its big debut in 1986 as “the Big Ballot”, the KCA has always been bent on the kids’ choices. And if one is lucky, they’ll earn a nice, orange kaleidoscope KCA blimp! And now, in 2011, you can finally choose! Hosted by Jack Black–his third time to host–the show is guaranteed to be 1,000,000% epic guaranteed! Here’s a little taste of what to expect:

Ballots are out and free to vote for, and if you want to make a difference to a celebrity’s heart, click here!

Tune into the Nick KCA 2011 on Saturday, April 2 at 8:00! Be there or be…SLIMED!

With all due respect,